Someone Stop Me Now

I used to make such shockingly long posts - what happened?*

Anyways, I was reading an entry from near the end of the spring semester last year in which I had just completed my last paper of the semester. The thought makes me drool. O_0

So, I present accordingly:

4/22 - 2 3-4 page papers, 1 1 page (single-spaced) due
4/24 - 1 1 page (single-spaced) due
4/27 - 1 1 page (single-spaced) due
4/28 - 1 1 page (single-spaced), 1 5-6 page due
4/29 - 1 7-8 page (rough draft), maybe 1 1 page (single-spaced) due
4/30 - 1 1 page (single-spaced) due
05/4 - 1 7-8 page (final) due
05/5 - 1 1 page (single-spaced) due
5/12 - 1 portfolio (~15 pages -most of it's already written) due

So, 11-12 papers due in the 2 1/2 weeks of class left. That is absolutely amazing/ridiculous.

*According to Dr. Downing's class, my dash usage there was punctuationally (<--not a word) incorrect, but I say personality and style trump punctuation in some cases.